Holidays | 19 September 2019
‘If you could just give me a moment to check my internet history…’

‘If you could just give me a moment to check my internet history…’
‘We’re gonna need a bigger wall.’
‘We need to blow up parliament before it self destructs.’
‘Let’s not call ourselves a parliament…’
‘We can’t leave without a deal.’
‘I accept the result of the referendum — interminable arguing.’
‘Brexit? What’s that? I don’t really follow the news.’
‘Back me or you’ll be deselected.’
‘We’ve got a month to find a solution to the Irish border problem.’
‘He’s a rescue from the local Conservative association.’
‘I used to be a Tory whip so I’m used to this kind of thing.’
‘Good news! You’re too rich to notice you’re poorer.’
‘Damn 5G super masts.’
‘I was this close to No. 10 and then they saw my name.’
‘I hope this Brexit drama ends soon.’