It Would Be More Dangerous If You Swallowed Pies
‘It would be more dangerous if you swallowed pies.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Everest Is So Overcrowded At This Time Of Year
‘Everest is so overcrowded at this time of year.’
Im At Home Enjoying Some Mixed Doubles
‘I’m at home enjoying some mixed doubles.’
Cards 6
Thursday
I Bought It With The Proceeds Of Refurbishing Frogmore Cottage
‘I bought it with the proceeds of refurbishing Frogmore Cottage.’
I Was Hoping To Bury My Head In The Sand Ostrich Like
‘I was hoping to bury my head in the sand, ostrich-like…’
By Then Boris Will Have Changed His Socks
‘By then Boris will have changed his socks.’
We Need To Declutter Our Brexit Stockpiling
‘We need to declutter our Brexit stockpiling.’
Im Thinking Of Changing Supplier
‘I’m thinking of changing supplier.’
Point To Where It Hurts
‘Point to where it hurts.’
Stab Vests
He Needs To Find A Post Office Before 22 July
‘He needs to find a Post Office before 22 July.’
Lioness
And This Was Me Yesterday Showing You The Pictures Id Taken Of Myself The Day Before
‘And this was me yesterday, showing you the pictures I’d taken of myself the day before.’
Thursday
I Can Offer You Cherry Peach Or Vanilla
‘I can offer you cherry, peach or vanilla.’
This Calls For A Series Of Orderly Well Managed Evasions
‘This calls for a series of orderly, well-managed evasions.’
When Knife Throwing Acts Come To London
When knife-throwing acts come to London
The Avon Lady Of The Lake
The Avon Lady of the Lake
Hi We Live Next Door To The Couple Who Live Next Door To Boris Johnson
‘Hi, we live next door to the couple who live next door to Boris Johnson.’
Youll Have To Excuse Steve He Doesnt Have A Twitter Account Yet
‘You’ll have to excuse Steve — he doesn’t have a Twitter account yet.’