Of Course Youre Too Young To Remember The Boring Game
‘Of course, you’re too young to remember the boring game.’
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Thursday
The Universitys Emotional Support Dog Has Been Here Too Long
‘The university’s emotional support dog has been here too long.’
Hes A Bit Over Emojinal
‘He’s a bit over-emojinal.’
Go To Sleep Dear Or Ill Ask Alexa If Youve Been A Naughty Boy Today
‘Go to sleep, dear, or I’ll ask Alexa if you’ve been a naughty boy today.’
Theyve Never Forgiven Us For George Washington Retaking Their Airports
‘They’ve never forgiven us for George Washington retaking their airports.’
Bets
Im Quietly Confident
‘I’m quietly confident.’
It Would Be More Dangerous If You Swallowed Pies
‘It would be more dangerous if you swallowed pies.’
Everest Is So Overcrowded At This Time Of Year
‘Everest is so overcrowded at this time of year.’
Im At Home Enjoying Some Mixed Doubles
‘I’m at home enjoying some mixed doubles.’
Thursday
I Bought It With The Proceeds Of Refurbishing Frogmore Cottage
‘I bought it with the proceeds of refurbishing Frogmore Cottage.’
I Was Hoping To Bury My Head In The Sand Ostrich Like
‘I was hoping to bury my head in the sand, ostrich-like…’
By Then Boris Will Have Changed His Socks
‘By then Boris will have changed his socks.’
We Need To Declutter Our Brexit Stockpiling
‘We need to declutter our Brexit stockpiling.’
Im Thinking Of Changing Supplier
‘I’m thinking of changing supplier.’
Point To Where It Hurts
‘Point to where it hurts.’