Leadership

‘I bet he used a plastic straw...’
‘Higher... higher!’
‘There’s not much choice — every one of them is either female or male!’
‘I like my drugs like I like my Brexit — hard.’
‘This is the real enemy: Big Farmer.’
‘I don’t know what all the fuss is about.’
‘If you can remember the 1922 Committee you weren’t there.’
‘We’re still undecided. Can you come back in late October?’
‘Oh no — this isn’t Love Island, it’s Gove Island…’
‘Darling, you must meet the Carters! Neither of them is standing in the Tory leadership contest!’
‘Alexa just informed me that he wants to be known as Alex from now on.’
‘Good news, Mr Billingham. I no longer have to refer to you as the “worried well”…’