Boris 6

‘I won’t believe summer’s arrived until British Airways has gone on strike.’
‘It’s not the winning, it’s the coming second that counts.’
‘I suppose a cup of sugar is out of the question?’
‘I’ll read you the instructions for asking Alexa to tell you a bedtime story.’
‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full, which were left unattended and destroyed by controlled explosion.’
‘Not another dark dystopian vision of the future!’
‘With Boris, is it nine lives or nine wives?’
‘He’s overdosed on Boris.’
‘It’s much more exciting when you don’t have a TV licence.’
‘God, they must really hate him.’
‘And deliver us from Brexit…’
Robinson Crusoe gave up all hope of ever seeing another human footprint again
‘Oh dear, I think I’m losing my touché’