Dickie

‘What sexuality is your sandwich?’
‘Their numbers are on the verge of collapse.’
‘There could be spot fines…’
Tory U-turn on shooting birds.
‘I’ve been eating a lot more sugar since I gave it up.’
‘It’s your outfit for meeting Mr Trump, Ma’am.’
‘My constituents are right behind me.’
‘I’ve noticed that those two aren’t really mixing with the rest of the class.’
‘Miss! I don’t listen to the science.’
‘My memory’s started to go, so we won’t, for example, always have Paris.’