Evening Bob How Did Dry January Go
‘Evening Bob, how did Dry January go?’

‘Evening Bob, how did Dry January go?’
‘We hope there’s a shortage of petrol for bombs.’
‘We’ll pay more attention to you once Brexit is over.’
‘Same again — otherwise known as Plan B.’
‘I love your dress. It makes me look so much younger.’
‘If they ban ground-level letterboxes we’re in serious trouble, Arrietty.’
‘It’s to stop him driving.’
‘I could do with a laugh.’
‘Just something I picked up in the sales.’
‘Just a moment. I need to update my status.’
‘Isn’t that typical? They’ve banned wood-burning covens.’
‘We’ve renamed our science-fiction section.’
‘Are you looking at my bird?’
‘So, what’s Plan B?’
‘I can’t go on — the pain is too great.’