A Card Payment For Your Thoughts
‘A card payment for your thoughts?’

‘A card payment for your thoughts?’
‘Ides of March? Project Fear nonsense!’
‘I prefer this one.’
‘No cotton, no leather, no wool – he’s so woke!’
‘They’re equally nightmarish.’
‘It’s aimed at students.’
‘I draw the line at chlorinated chicken.’
‘Some people just keep on reoffending.’
‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Well, at least the daffodils are out.’
‘I’m stockpiling my dinner in anticipation of the shortages ahead.’
‘I mean, it’s not like you won an Oscar.’
The new two-party system
‘I don’t like the look of that chandelier.’