Wait Are We Allowed Beef Tomatoes
‘Wait — are we allowed beef tomatoes?’

‘Wait — are we allowed beef tomatoes?’
‘You didn’t swear at me! How was I supposed to know it was urgent?’
‘Happy Nooooooooo Year.’
‘Oh dear – I thought we were going to have a dry January.’
‘We come bearing gift receipts.’
‘He’s crashed out.’
‘The hot, dry summer has certainly affected the trees this year.’
‘Leave means leave!’
‘Santa’s an equal opportunities employer!’
‘I understand you know a lot about just-in-time supply chains.’
‘We can get them all online.’
‘I can’t believe you still believe in Brexit.’
‘Bad news. The naughty/nice list is in contravention of the new GDPR rules.’
‘You’re writing Christmas cards, not tweets!’
‘I don’t want her to grow up reading fairy tales where she’s rescued by Prince Charming.’
‘Bloody elites.’