It Sounded A Lot Nicer In The Brochure
‘It sounded a lot nicer in the brochure.’
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Who Funds You
‘Who funds you?’
Im Stockpiling For Brexit And In The Event Of No Brexit Im Stockpiling For Corbyn
‘I’m stockpiling for Brexit, and in the event of no Brexit, I’m stockpiling for Corbyn.’
Its True Knife Crime Is Getting Worse
‘It’s true, knife crime is getting worse.’
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When A Butterfly Flaps Its Wings In China Speaker Bercow Says Something In Westminster
‘When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, Speaker Bercow says something in Westminster.’
Weve Created Additional Space By Getting Rid Of The Books
‘We’ve created additional space by getting rid of the books.’
Sloppily Presented Barely Reasoned Platitudes And Regurgitated Non Facts Pennington Minor You Have A Future As A Politician
‘Sloppily presented, barely reasoned, platitudes and regurgitated non-facts — Pennington Minor, you have a future as a politician...’
He Was Tweeting Too Much So I Blocked Him
‘He was tweeting too much so I blocked him.’
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Nobody Told Me No Deal Would Lead To This
‘Nobody told me “no deal” would lead to this.’
Im Stockpiling Riot Gear
‘I’m stockpiling riot gear.’
For The Last Time No I Do Not Wish To Upgrade My Phone
‘For the last time, NO, I do not wish to upgrade my phone!’
A Card Payment For Your Thoughts
‘A card payment for your thoughts?’
Ides Of March Project Fear Nonsense
‘Ides of March? Project Fear nonsense!’
I Prefer This One
‘I prefer this one.’
No Cotton No Leather No Wool Hes So Woke
‘No cotton, no leather, no wool – he’s so woke!’