He Was Tweeting Too Much So I Blocked Him
‘He was tweeting too much so I blocked him.’

‘He was tweeting too much so I blocked him.’
‘Nobody told me “no deal” would lead to this.’
‘I’m stockpiling riot gear.’
‘For the last time, NO, I do not wish to upgrade my phone!’
‘A card payment for your thoughts?’
‘Ides of March? Project Fear nonsense!’
‘I prefer this one.’
‘No cotton, no leather, no wool – he’s so woke!’
‘They’re equally nightmarish.’
‘It’s aimed at students.’
‘I draw the line at chlorinated chicken.’
‘Some people just keep on reoffending.’
‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Well, at least the daffodils are out.’
‘I’m stockpiling my dinner in anticipation of the shortages ahead.’