Youre Brexausted
‘You’re Brexausted.’

‘You’re Brexausted.’
‘Can’t we just go back to screaming at each other?’
MPs are receiving vicious abuse
‘Brexit or Andy Murray?’
‘But it’s nice pollution!’
‘Yet another burning injustice.’
‘See it, pay it, sorted.’
‘Then we add all the hidden sugar, salt and fat…’
‘Since Veganuary she’s been very fussy about what food she photographs.’
‘I’m worried we might crash out.’
‘She can’t get anything right.’
‘Wait — are we allowed beef tomatoes?’
‘You didn’t swear at me! How was I supposed to know it was urgent?’
‘Happy Nooooooooo Year.’
‘Oh dear – I thought we were going to have a dry January.’
‘We come bearing gift receipts.’
‘He’s crashed out.’
‘The hot, dry summer has certainly affected the trees this year.’