Right Notes

‘They’re equally nightmarish.’
‘It’s aimed at students.’
‘I draw the line at chlorinated chicken.’
‘Some people just keep on reoffending.’
‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Well, at least the daffodils are out.’
‘I’m stockpiling my dinner in anticipation of the shortages ahead.’
‘I mean, it’s not like you won an Oscar.’
The new two-party system
‘Well, that made a change from Brexit.’
‘I’m in the mixed doubles.’
‘Takes himself a bit seriously, that one.’
‘It’s the shortages and civil war that’s putting me off going back to Britain.’