Nope Still Cant See Brexit
‘Nope — still can’t see Brexit.’

‘Nope — still can’t see Brexit.’
‘I didn’t realise there was a service charge.’
‘How many shopping days are there till Brexit?’
‘Well at least we always left a tip.’
Alice in Cineworld
‘The enemy are virtue-signalling to us, sir.’
‘Unless one of them comes up and says hello to you in the street…’
‘Things have changed since I was a lad.’
‘I want you to know I’m seeing someone else.’
‘If there’s global warming then how come there’s a cold war?’
‘I don’t care what the sales are so long as they’re healthy.’
‘I fear he’s the bearer of bad news.’
‘Brian’s off to watch the golf.’
‘It’s a dancing competition in which the judges give their scores, the public votes, and each week a couple are unfaithful.’
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