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Hush Hush Lower Your Tonechristopher Robin Is Checking His Phone
‘Hush, hush, lower your tone,Christopher Robin is checking his phone.’
Dont Feed The Lib Dems Itjust Encourages Them
‘Don’t feed the Lib Dems – it just encourages them.’
Amazon Would Have Delivered Your Sermon A Lot Quicker
‘Amazon would have delivered your sermon a lot quicker.’
All You Do Is Binge Watch
‘All you do is binge watch.’
Theres A Novichokolate On The Pillow
‘There’s a Novichokolate on the pillow.’
Must You Do Your Make Up On The Tube
‘Must you do your make-up on the Tube?’
There Are Rumours Another Crash Could Be On The Way
‘There are rumours another crash could be on the way.’
We Need To Drive Normal People Out Of Politics
‘We need to drive normal people out of politics.’
Thursday
Do You Believe Theres Life After Brexit
‘Do you believe there’s life after Brexit?’
It Looks Like Youre Having An Alcohol Free Day
‘It looks like you’re having an alcohol-free day.’
Its A Kinder Gentler Anti Semitism
‘It’s a “kinder, gentler” anti-Semitism.’
The Following Drama Contains A Dissatisfying Ending That Cynically Leaves The Door Open For A Second Series
‘The following drama contains a dissatisfying ending that cynically leaves the door open for a second series.’
At Least It Isnt Called All The Presidents Women
‘At least it isn’t called All The President’s Women.’
And This Is The Dorothy Ideal For Poems Short Stories And Acidic Reviews
‘And this is the “Dorothy”. Ideal for poems, short stories and acidic reviews.’
Weve Just Weaned Her Onto Taking Photos Of Solid Food
‘We’ve just weaned her onto taking photos of solid food.’
Thursday
With All These Sex Pests About Im Not Taking Any Chances
‘With all these sex pests about, I’m not taking any chances.’
When We Discussed His Heart Age He Had A Coronary
‘When we discussed his heart age he had a coronary.’