Plastic

‘What did you do in the Scallop War, Daddy?’
‘Seriously babe — I have my own island!’
‘Congratulations and welcome to our internship scheme.’
‘He’s on the artistic spectrum.’
‘Oh dear, I appear to have strayed into a rough neighbourhood.’
‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’
‘Someone I don’t want to meet just walked in.’
‘It’s so embarrassing watching Dad do his Theresa May dancing.’
‘If you want publicity, pay hush money!’
‘As you can see, we’ve removed sugar and salt from all our food.’
‘I hear you’ve had extensive experience running a prison.’
‘Oh, don’t be fooled. He’s a despot.’
‘These people ought to be locked up!’
‘A typical silly seasoning story...’
‘Of course seats are expensive: they’re very rare.’