Staycation 2

‘Rather than the cliff edge, we decided on a climbdown.’
‘You drink like an EU President.’
‘That’s his Fitbit – the rest of him is the unfit bit.’
Stretch Limousin
‘On second thoughts, I’d give the bins a miss.’
‘I have the usual middle-class attitude to drugs.’
‘No one’s noticed that he’s resigned over Brexit.’
‘She just wants to chill and have greatness thrust upon her.’
‘They always have to muck around with Macbeth, don’t they?’
‘It’s to celebrate 100 years of Brexit negotiations.’
‘...and agree on Brexit as long as you both shall live.’