Shopping 3
‘... the non-bio ones with a bleaching agent, good for stubborn stains, not perfumed, the liquid gel ones, not the solid capsules or powder. In a green box, or sometimes pink, usually next to the economy own-brand powder boxes...’

‘... the non-bio ones with a bleaching agent, good for stubborn stains, not perfumed, the liquid gel ones, not the solid capsules or powder. In a green box, or sometimes pink, usually next to the economy own-brand powder boxes...’
‘It’s not called “upskirting”, madam — it’s called “architrave”.’
‘Are you sure this isn’t Russian money?’
‘Yeah, cool, whatever...’
‘I had the full English.’
‘The exits are here, here, here…’
‘Dad’s a lot easier to buy for now that he’s a woman.’
‘I’m on that difficult second book.’
‘This is the new runway for drunk BA pilots.’
‘Do you mind? There’s a queue!’
‘Peter Stringfellow has left you all his clubs.’
‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’
‘The shower isn’t working!’
‘A cashless penny for your thoughts…’