Bench

‘Rich man, poor man, beggar man, person in need of a hug…’
‘This is the last straw.’
‘Just when the glass ceiling’s become a glass floor, we have to worry about upskirting.’
‘On the plus side at least it’s a bit cooler down here.’
Life before phones
‘He just encountered some free speech.’
How your smart devices talk about you when you’re out.
‘And this chart shows who hates who...’
‘At least we’ve got an obesity strategy.’
‘It’s a mystery what’s put off the next generation of boozers.’
‘It’s the will of the wrong people.’
‘Would you like to go for a coffee after work?’
‘Boris didn’t have his cake and eat it, but he did take the biscuit.’
‘I’m stockpiling in case of a no deal.’
‘You’re turning a lovely shade of gammon.’
‘When it comes to anti-Semitism, we favour a two-state solution.’
‘It’s taking him a while to unwind from Brexit.’
‘You know, son, I remember when all of this was fields.’