Are You Sure This Isnt Russian Money
‘Are you sure this isn’t Russian money?’

‘Are you sure this isn’t Russian money?’
‘Yeah, cool, whatever...’
‘I had the full English.’
‘The exits are here, here, here…’
‘Can you bite my nails? I’m a vegetarian.’
‘Dad’s a lot easier to buy for now that he’s a woman.’
‘I’m on that difficult second book.’
‘This is the new runway for drunk BA pilots.’
‘Do you mind? There’s a queue!’
‘Peter Stringfellow has left you all his clubs.’
‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’
‘The shower isn’t working!’
‘A cashless penny for your thoughts…’
‘It’s so nice being able to bring Leavers and Remainers together.’
‘The tower’s fine but the country’s collapsing.’