Is It Ryanairs Alternative Transport Policy
‘Is it Ryanair’s alternative transport policy?’

‘Is it Ryanair’s alternative transport policy?’
‘Dull, predictable, uninspired… he’s quite the breath of fresh air.’
‘How did he get up there?’
‘You’re just the sort of token woman we’re looking for.’
‘... as the bishop said to the actress.’
‘Look mum — Kim Kardashian!’
‘There’s always the Swiss option.’
‘I’m sorry kids. I don’t know how to build a meaningful Brexit.’
‘I liked the way she didn’t hug me.’
‘OMG, we’re rich!’
‘Apparently it’s Peak Corbyn.’
‘The gammon’s off.’
‘You’ll find yourself splitting a long journey.’
‘My millennial sexbot wants to remain celibate.’
‘In future, try not to leave your porridge unattended.’
‘Fancy coming over to my office to Netflix and panic?’
‘I’m getting smoky tones...’
‘It might look weird, but the kids can’t keep their eyes off me.’