I Liked The Way She Didnt Hug Me
‘I liked the way she didn’t hug me.’

‘I liked the way she didn’t hug me.’
‘OMG, we’re rich!’
‘Apparently it’s Peak Corbyn.’
‘The gammon’s off.’
‘You’ll find yourself splitting a long journey.’
‘My millennial sexbot wants to remain celibate.’
‘In future, try not to leave your porridge unattended.’
‘Fancy coming over to my office to Netflix and panic?’
‘I’m getting smoky tones...’
‘It might look weird, but the kids can’t keep their eyes off me.’
‘Oh no! Hard boarders!’
‘I thought we’d blame Brexit for this bit...’
‘Spare me the lecture, Rodney.’
‘Rather warm for May.’
‘That? Oh, I’m trying to tap into the younger generation.’
‘There have been a lot of complaints about you… I need to promote you out of harm’s way.’
‘I’m into identity politics.’
‘It’s safer than putting it in TSB.’
‘It’s not punk, it’s plastic pollution.’
Rapunzel has a bad hair day