I Liked The Way She Didnt Hug Me
‘I liked the way she didn’t hug me.’
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Thursday
Omg Were Rich
‘OMG, we’re rich!’
Apparently Its Peak Corbyn
‘Apparently it’s Peak Corbyn.’
The Gammons Off
‘The gammon’s off.’
Thursday
Youll Find Yourselfsplitting A Long Journey
‘You’ll find yourself splitting a long journey.’
My Millennial Sexbot Wants To Remain Celibate
‘My millennial sexbot wants to remain celibate.’
In Future Try Not To Leave Your Porridge Unattended
‘In future, try not to leave your porridge unattended.’
Fancy Coming Over To My Office To Netflix And Panic
‘Fancy coming over to my office to Netflix and panic?’
Im Getting Smoky Tones
‘I’m getting smoky tones...’
It Might Look Weird But The Kids Cant Keep Their Eyes Off Me
‘It might look weird, but the kids can’t keep their eyes off me.’
Oh No Hard Boarders
‘Oh no! Hard boarders!’
Thursday
I Thought Wed Blame Brexit For This Bit
‘I thought we’d blame Brexit for this bit...’
Spare Me The Lecture Rodney
‘Spare me the lecture, Rodney.’
Rather Warm For May
‘Rather warm for May.’
That Oh Im Trying To Tap Into The Younger Generation
‘That? Oh, I’m trying to tap into the younger generation.’
There Have Been A Lot Of Complaints About You I Need To Promote You Out Of Harms Way
‘There have been a lot of complaints about you… I need to promote you out of harm’s way.’
Im Into Identity Politics
‘I’m into identity politics.’
Its Safer Than Putting It In Tsb
‘It’s safer than putting it in TSB.’
Its Not Punk Its Plastic Pollution
‘It’s not punk, it’s plastic pollution.’
Rapunzel Has A Bad Hair Day
Rapunzel has a bad hair day