The New Duchess Will Be Out Shortly To Lecture You All About Equality
‘The new duchess will be out shortly to lecture you all about equality.’

‘The new duchess will be out shortly to lecture you all about equality.’
‘Deciding on a border was a nightmare.’
‘Is it Ryanair’s alternative transport policy?’
‘Dull, predictable, uninspired… he’s quite the breath of fresh air.’
‘How did he get up there?’
‘You’re just the sort of token woman we’re looking for.’
‘... as the bishop said to the actress.’
‘Look mum — Kim Kardashian!’
‘There’s always the Swiss option.’
‘I’m sorry kids. I don’t know how to build a meaningful Brexit.’
‘I liked the way she didn’t hug me.’
‘OMG, we’re rich!’
‘Apparently it’s Peak Corbyn.’
‘The gammon’s off.’
‘You’ll find yourself splitting a long journey.’
‘My millennial sexbot wants to remain celibate.’
‘In future, try not to leave your porridge unattended.’
‘Fancy coming over to my office to Netflix and panic?’