Snack

‘I’ve invited my parents over to make them feel guilty.’
‘Not THE Peter Rabbit?!’
‘A final request? Can I check my phone one last time?’
‘If you’re going to identify as a woman can you at least make a bit of an effort?’
‘Mum, Dad, what’s civilisation?’
‘Is that Mike Pompeo’s welcome or leaving card?’
‘This isn’t vague enough’
‘Nice to see the kids out playing in the snow.’
‘He had a pretty good run.’
‘So Mr Bond, we’ve been expecting you.’
‘I can’t keep up with how out of date I am.’
‘We’ve got you off your stabilisers — next performance-enhancing drugs.’
‘Was the lecture cancelled due to snow or snowflakes?’
‘We started off in full alignment but have subsequently diverged.’