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‘Relax – the Novichok will get you before the cyber attack.’
‘And your partner — is he locally sourced?’
‘I’ll take those three.’
‘We want it to make up its own mind.’
‘As you can see, Gerald here is deeply religious.’
‘I’ve invited my parents over to make them feel guilty.’
‘Not THE Peter Rabbit?!’
‘A final request? Can I check my phone one last time?’
‘If you’re going to identify as a woman can you at least make a bit of an effort?’
‘Mum, Dad, what’s civilisation?’
‘Is that Mike Pompeo’s welcome or leaving card?’
‘This isn’t vague enough’