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Thursday
Snore
‘Your father’s opted out of a dignified retirement.’
Theyre Easier To Come By Than Chickens
‘They’re easier to come by than chickens.’
Teacher Training
Great News Well No Longer Be The Byword For Spineless European U Turns
‘Great news! We’ll no longer be the byword for spineless European U-turns.’
Thursday
Houses 2
‘Ha! Ha! Ha! He lives in his properties.’
Generations
‘Our boy is a straightforward heterosexual male. Where did we go wrong?’
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
Charity 5
‘He does a lot of work for charity, but doesn’t like to talk about it…’
Its His Bucket List
‘It’s his bucket list.’
Hes Such A Gentleman He Always Asks If He Can Be Abusive
‘He’s such a gentleman. He always asks if he can be abusive.’
I Think We All Knew He Wasnt A Remainer
‘I think we all knew he wasn’t a remainer.’
Sex And The City
I Think Youll Find Im Training For The Luge
‘I think you’ll find I’m training for the luge.’
Molementum
Todays Reading Is The Parable Of The Fully Vetted Samaritan
‘Today’s reading is the parable of the fully vetted Samaritan.’
