Was The Lecture Cancelled Due To Snow Or Snowflakes
‘Was the lecture cancelled due to snow or snowflakes?’

‘Was the lecture cancelled due to snow or snowflakes?’
‘We started off in full alignment but have subsequently diverged.’
‘Your father’s opted out of a dignified retirement.’
‘They’re easier to come by than chickens.’
‘Great news! We’ll no longer be the byword for spineless European U-turns.’
‘Ha! Ha! Ha! He lives in his properties.’
‘Our boy is a straightforward heterosexual male. Where did we go wrong?’
‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’
‘He does a lot of work for charity, but doesn’t like to talk about it…’
‘It’s his bucket list.’
‘He’s such a gentleman. He always asks if he can be abusive.’
‘I think we all knew he wasn’t a remainer.’
‘I think you’ll find I’m training for the luge.’