Peelers 2

‘This is where we manage the Tories’ social media campaign.’
Lewis Hamilton — world champion.
‘Excellent work. You’re in danger of bringing this government into repute!’
‘Maybe this would change your mind about giving me some antibiotics?’
‘It’s never knowingly underhyped.’
‘We’ll have the tapas in honour of your country being broken up into smaller pieces.’
‘Nonsense.’
‘He was so manipulative, and I can’t tell you where he put his hands.’
‘It’s come to our attention that you’re having meetings with Theresa May, Ms Patel.’
‘When I’m gone don’t let the bastards write a musical about my life and work.’
‘I hope this witch hunt doesn’t turn into an official inquiry.’