Legacy: Surprise 2

‘Your father’s going to do Dry January in 2021.’
‘Typical Virgin — overcrowded, standing room only and no public announcements.’
‘Of course, that’s the seasonally adjusted figure.’
‘There are bitcoins in the virtual pudding.’
‘Do you think he’ll know it’s second-hand?’
‘Ahh! Look at the kids playing with the packaging.’
‘First time they haven’t argued over Christmas.’
‘I’m going out. I want to do some socialising.’
‘They’ve gone on to better things.’
‘One by one, the doors all close.’
‘He wants coal again.’