Puppet
‘He was so manipulative, and I can’t tell you where he put his hands.’
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Thursday
Holiday 2
‘It’s come to our attention that you’re having meetings with Theresa May, Ms Patel.’
When Im Gone Dont Let The Bastards Write A Musical About My Life And Work
‘When I’m gone don’t let the bastards write a musical about my life and work.’
Hunt 2
‘I hope this witch hunt doesn’t turn into an official inquiry.’
Was That A Wolf Whistle
‘Was that a wolf whistle?’
Haven
Id No Idea He Was So Anti Third Runway
‘I’d no idea he was so anti-third runway.’
Church 3
Personally I Think Everest Is Too Accessible These Days
Personally, I think Everest is too accessible these days.’
Thursday
We Cant Fit Your Gastric Band Unless You Lose Ten Stone
‘We can’t fit your gastric band unless you lose ten stone.’
Id Like To Work In A Field That Isnt Overrun With Sexual Predators
‘I’d like to work in a field that isn’t overrun with sexual predators…’
Hollywood
Bloody Awful Reception
‘Bloody awful reception.’
My Client Was Born Bad But Henow Identifies As Good
‘My client was born bad but he now identifies as good.’
