Mod 4

Personally, I think Everest is too accessible these days.’
‘We can’t fit your gastric band unless you lose ten stone.’
‘I’d like to work in a field that isn’t overrun with sexual predators…’
‘Bloody awful reception.’
‘My client was born bad but he now identifies as good.’
‘Bugger. The female unicorn turns out to be a transitioning male.’
‘It’s getting harder and harder to eeek out a living.’
‘If you don’t pay the bill, you’ll have to do the washing up for 60 billion years.’