I Thought The Memo Said Harm Offensive
‘I thought the memo said harm offensive.’

‘I thought the memo said harm offensive.’
‘Getting stranded anywhere nice this year?’
‘I’m sitting in the bay of the doc.’
‘Wave this — it sends them absolutely crazy!’
‘It’s true what they say — get a dog and you’ll meet all sorts of people.’
‘Apparently the cat’s been declawed.’
‘It was a nightmare — we had to fly Ryanair!’
‘The talks are not going well.’
‘I’m afraid there’s surge pricing of 4.5 times the normal fee.’
‘Young lady, you are not going out like that. It’s Friday night and when I was your age I was bare-legged, with no tights and a skimpy top.’
‘No, we haven’t misspelt “wi-fi” — this is my wifey.’
‘I’m confused — are we against debt, or enthusiastically for it?’
‘Well, Jeff gave his opinion the loudest, so let’s go with his idea.’
‘We’re making a bomb!’