Bridge

I say we go somewhere less crowded next year.
‘Art and English A-level… Have you thought about becoming a tattooist?’
‘He needs his five-a-day.’
‘Are you sure these North Korean eggs are safe?’
‘Oh dear Lucy, all those carbon emissions!’
‘Why do I always have to be the UK?’
‘We’ll sue for compensation for stress, caused by inadequate compensation for stress, caused by inadequate ...’
‘It takes him a while to unwind.’
‘Your mother says you’ve been watching that fire long enough.’
‘Can you comb over a mohican?’
‘I’m transitioning.’
‘Why must you be so damn negative?’
‘I’m confused about other people’s sexuality.’