More Adagio And Well Come To A Full Stop
‘More adagio and we’ll come to a full stop.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Is Everything Ok With Your Meal Your Child Isnt Running Wild In Our Restaurant
‘Is everything OK with your meal? Your child isn’t running wild in our restaurant.’
Cake News
‘Cake news.’
You Going Anywhere Terrifying This Year
‘You going anywhere terrifying this year?’
Makeup
Cards 5
Legacy: Id 2
‘ID?’
Thursday
Results 2
Im Looking For Mr Alt Right
‘I’m looking for Mr Alt-Right.’
The Beer Costs The Same We Just Dont Talk About Trump
‘The beer costs the same – we just don’t talk about Trump.’
All Our Ambulance Crews Are Busy At The Moment But Please Stay On The Line Your Heart Attack Is Important To Us
‘All our ambulance crews are busy at the moment but please stay on the line — your heart attack is important to us.’
Seoul
‘I hear tensions are running pretty high in Cromer tonight.’
Your Billing Address Is That The Same As Your Cooing Address
‘Your billing address — is that the same as your cooing address?’
Moment
‘What was your favourite Robert Peston moment?’
Web
‘It’s nice to get away from all the abuse on Twitter.’
I Hear The Streets Are Paved With Gum
‘I hear the streets are paved with gum.’
