My Names Captain Haddock Im A Famous Alcoholic
‘My name’s Captain Haddock. I’m a famous alcoholic.’
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If Youre A Private Patient Youll Probably Want To Smile As You Go Through The Scanner
‘If you’re a private patient, you’ll probably want to smile as you go through the scanner.’
Thursday
Bridge
I Say We Go Somewhere Less Crowded Next Year
I say we go somewhere less crowded next year.
Art And English A Level Have You Thought About Becoming A Tattooist
‘Art and English A-level… Have you thought about becoming a tattooist?’
Are You Sure These North Korean Eggs Are Safe
‘Are you sure these North Korean eggs are safe?’
Service
Oh Dear Lucy All Those Carbon Emissions
‘Oh dear Lucy, all those carbon emissions!’
Game 2
‘Why do I always have to be the UK?’
Paper 4
Desk 5
Well Sue For Compensation For Stress Caused By Inadequate Compensation For Stress Caused By Inadequate
‘We’ll sue for compensation for stress, caused by inadequate compensation for stress, caused by inadequate ...’
Thursday
It Takes Him A While To Unwind
‘It takes him a while to unwind.’
Your Mother Says Youve Been Watching That Fire Long Enough
‘Your mother says you’ve been watching that fire long enough.’
Can You Comb Over A Mohican
‘Can you comb over a mohican?’