Im Transitioning
‘I’m transitioning.’

‘I’m transitioning.’
‘Why must you be so damn negative?’
‘I’m confused about other people’s sexuality.’
‘At last! A drugs service that hasn’t been cut.’
‘Is there an afterlife? I hope not!’
‘Oh no — must be something really bad!’
‘I’d like the sweet smell of success, tempered by a sour note of regret.’
‘Hey presto! Now everyone will love it.’
‘Good news! You have been successfully separated from your phone!’