Darling Theyre Playing Our Ringtone
‘Darling, they’re playing our ringtone!’

‘Darling, they’re playing our ringtone!’
‘Feeling cheap, used and empty usually means the detox has worked.’
‘I’m making him take a spin class.’
‘It’s set in a utopian future.’
‘No, I said it was a Michelin tyre restaurant.’
‘I’d prefer a bed.’
‘We’d like to spend more time embarrassing our children.’
‘Of course they’re pink! I’m an albino!
‘Apparently no two snowflakes are the same.’
‘It’s one of my old Sgt Pepper articles remixed.’
‘I couldn’t hack it.’
‘How do we blame this on Corbyn?’
‘Bloody terrorists won’t stop me going out and having a good time.’