Blah Blah Land
Blah Blah Land

Blah Blah Land
‘Just go over there and pull out that unsightly old man’s beard.’
‘We just couldn’t stop migrant targets getting in!’
‘Try the library — books are even rarer there.’
‘So, how did the speed dating go?’
‘I’ve kept a copy of every manifesto I’ve ever been let down by.’
‘I wanted to buy it but then I realised we couldn’t afford it.’
‘I hope they don’t bring back natural selection.’
‘You promise you’ll vote for me, but how do I know you’re not lying?’
‘Wow! Your mum’s really into drugs!’
‘Now, what was it I came up here for?’
‘Oh there’s plenty of beds, but all our nurses have gone to work at Tesco.’
‘Don’t bother with the knives, they’re already out.’
‘I’ve updated my tablet.’