I Dont Fancy Being Stuck In The Jungle With Paul Nuttall
‘I don’t fancy being stuck in the jungle with Paul Nuttall!’
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Thursday
I Dont Care What Her Name Is Why Cant You Do Something Useful Like Invent A Wheel
‘I don’t care what her name is — why can’t you do something useful like invent a wheel?’
Just How Many Lives Does Michael Gove Have
‘Just how many lives does Michael Gove have?’
Darling Theyre Playing Our Ringtone
‘Darling, they’re playing our ringtone!’
Feeling Cheap Used And Empty Usually Means The Detox Has Worked
‘Feeling cheap, used and empty usually means the detox has worked.’
Thursday
Im Making Him Take A Spin Class
‘I’m making him take a spin class.’
Words
Its Set In A Utopian Future
‘It’s set in a utopian future.’
No I Said It Was A Michelin Tyre Restaurant
‘No, I said it was a Michelin tyre restaurant.’
Id Prefer A Bed
‘I’d prefer a bed.’
Faux Bernie
Wed Like To Spend More Time Embarrassing Our Children
‘We’d like to spend more time embarrassing our children.’
Of Course Theyre Pink Im An Albino
‘Of course they’re pink! I’m an albino!
Apparently No Two Snowflakes Are The Same
‘Apparently no two snowflakes are the same.’
Its One Of My Old Sgt Pepper Articles Remixed
‘It’s one of my old Sgt Pepper articles remixed.’
Thursday
I Couldnt Hack It
‘I couldn’t hack it.’
How Do We Blame This On Corbyn
‘How do we blame this on Corbyn?’
Bloody Terrorists Wont Stop Me Going Out And Having A Good Time
‘Bloody terrorists won’t stop me going out and having a good time.’