My Husbands Disappointed He Didnt Realise This Cruise Was Called Pilates Of The Caribbean
‘My husband’s disappointed. He didn’t realise this cruise was called Pilates of the Caribbean.’

‘My husband’s disappointed. He didn’t realise this cruise was called Pilates of the Caribbean.’
‘Your father’s switching energy supplier again.’
‘This vaper’s incredibly realistic — it even gives you cancer.’
‘How romantic — a candlelit dinner for two.’
‘Contract… advance… film rights…’
‘It’s all about jobs, the economy, the NHS, immigration, social services, the police, energy prices…’
‘You know, among women we don’t actually consider that a superpower.’
‘This is the device that will be taking over your job.’
‘Bloody Brexit!’
‘From now on you must issue a trigger warning before you can call anyone a snowflake.’
‘I can’t afford a shepherd’s hut!’
‘Does anyone have any questions for me to avoid?’
‘I’m thinking of standing down as a voter.’
‘We’ve renamed ourselves in light of the polls.’
‘You might want to sit down.’