Its All About Jobs The Economy The Nhs Immigration Social Services The Police Energy Prices
‘It’s all about jobs, the economy, the NHS, immigration, social services, the police, energy prices…’

‘It’s all about jobs, the economy, the NHS, immigration, social services, the police, energy prices…’
‘You know, among women we don’t actually consider that a superpower.’
‘This is the device that will be taking over your job.’
‘Bloody Brexit!’
‘From now on you must issue a trigger warning before you can call anyone a snowflake.’
‘I can’t afford a shepherd’s hut!’
‘Does anyone have any questions for me to avoid?’
‘I’m thinking of standing down as a voter.’
‘We’ve renamed ourselves in light of the polls.’
‘You might want to sit down.’
‘So it’s hard Brexit, soft Brexit, hard Brexit, soft Brexit…’
‘We’re shutting the strong and stable door.’
‘I identify as six-two.’
‘Come on! Come on!’
‘We might end up with custody of Greece.’
‘Not so much a “Don’t Know”, more a “Couldn’t Care Less”.’
‘I’m afraid you’ve got a progressive disease…’