I Knew I Shouldnt Have Bothered With This Internet Of Things Nonsense
‘I knew I shouldn’t have bothered with this “internet of things” nonsense.’

‘I knew I shouldn’t have bothered with this “internet of things” nonsense.’
‘If we don’t agree with the result can we have another election?’
‘We can offer you downwards.’
‘That bleedin’ dog comes near me I won’t be responsible for my actions.’
‘I preferred it when there was fake news.’
‘I’m just sharing my chocolates.’
‘On the bright side, we won’t make it to 8 June.’
People watching
‘Sorry to keep you, Mr Stanley. The earliest he can see you is Tuesday week.’
Where the Easter Island heads come from
‘He’s at that awkward age.’
‘We’re digging a mega-basement with swimming pool and media room.’
‘Signal from the President — a new foreign policy.’
‘No thanks — Mum brought us up on quinoa, chia seeds and kale
‘I sentence you to two weeks at Center Parcs in the middle of August, and may God have mercy on your soul.’