You Can Really Hold Your Drink
‘You can really hold your drink.’

‘You can really hold your drink.’
‘Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition.’
‘I think I’m becoming reality intolerant.’
‘Bloody social birdboxes!’
‘Damn, that’s not roadkill... that’s a toupée.’
‘Terrorism or Brexit?’
‘All they ever do is go on about our legs!’
‘Your father and I would like to stop having custody of you.’
‘And has the jury reached a verdict?’
‘Coming up on Newsnight — how sexist was “Legs-it”?’
‘Instant coffee? Be with you in a minute.’
‘Good to see London carrying on as normal.’