I Think Im Becoming Reality Intolerant
‘I think I’m becoming reality intolerant.’
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Thursday
Bloody Social Birdboxes
‘Bloody social birdboxes!’
Damn Thats Not Roadkill Thats A Toupee
‘Damn, that’s not roadkill... that’s a toupée.’
Track
Thursday
Terrorism Or Brexit
‘Terrorism or Brexit?’
All They Ever Do Is Go On About Our Legs
‘All they ever do is go on about our legs!’
Your Father And I Would Like To Stop Having Custody Of You
‘Your father and I would like to stop having custody of you.’
And Has The Jury Reached A Verdict
‘And has the jury reached a verdict?’
Coming Up On Newsnight How Sexist Was Legs It
‘Coming up on Newsnight — how sexist was “Legs-it”?’
Narcolepsy
Occupation
Instant Coffee Be With You In A Minute
‘Instant coffee? Be with you in a minute.’
Good To See London Carrying On As Normal
‘Good to see London carrying on as normal.’
Thursday
The Tooth Fairy Left You A Brush And Some Paste
‘The tooth fairy left you a brush and some paste.’
Gate
Youll Be Paid Per Death And Will Need To Provide Your Own Cloak And Scythe
‘You’ll be paid per death, and will need to provide your own cloak and scythe.’
Piercing
Sometimes I Think You Only Married Me Because You Loved Me
‘Sometimes I think you only married me because you loved me.’
Unfortunately George Osbornes Got Them All
‘Unfortunately, George Osborne’s got them all.’