Ascent Of Man

‘Have you been drink and self-driving again?’
‘I miss being “the left behind”.’
‘Oh, I was looking for the resistance training class?’
‘There are more people watching us than The Nightly Show.’
‘It’s just a front. It’s actually Waterstones.’
New presidential limo
‘Now we’re behind him let’s push him over.’
‘Now, now, you know that’s your brother’s daddy. And he’s your sister’s daddy. Your daddy will visit us tomorrow.’
President Trump adopts a softer tone
‘Oh no — he’s turned into a real boy.’
‘Sorry, we’re not looking for anyone at the moment.’
‘Pinocchio, I have reason to believe you’re telling me fake news.’
‘My drain’s blocked. I think the Labour party might be down there.’