Would You Mind If Some Students Watch While You Become Increasingly Irritated By The Waiting And Staff Shortages
‘Would you mind if some students watch while you become increasingly irritated by the waiting and staff shortages?’

‘Would you mind if some students watch while you become increasingly irritated by the waiting and staff shortages?’
‘Sorry, what? I was just replying to a Tinder message.’
‘There’s your problem — leaves online.’
‘Get your own report on the sharing society.’
‘Fifty quid on the end of the world by 2018.’
Actually, you do expect something like that to happen round here.
‘Hooray! Now we’re in charge of our own destiny!’
‘Apparently he’s in the restoration business.’
‘Russia hacked my homework, miss.’
‘…but most of all I’d like to thank Vladimir Putin for fixing this.’
‘I can’t get in to work, so I’m striking from home.’
‘Good idea gathering the circus animals. At least we won’t be bored.’