Knight

‘It’s from the delivery company, it says “Your package has been left in the living room.”’
‘I got it in the January sales.’
‘It’s just been confirmed that all major celebrities have survived the night.’
‘There’s a man come to read the metre.’
‘Yo! Gimme eight!’
‘Before we link hands, can we first use the hand-sanitising gel?’
‘How many sleeps till Brexit?’
‘Sir Bradley Wiggins inspired me to give up cycling.’
‘He’s considering his position as leader.’
‘It’ll never work, Adrian. I’m a convert-the-loft sort of girl and you’re a develop-the-basement sort of guy.’
‘Oh yes, that is SO me.’
‘They’re completely made up.’
‘This party is so dull I think I’m going to trigger Article 50’
‘After the festive period I only eat people who have been on a diet.’
‘I finally managed to give up vaping.’
‘I warn you, you age fast in this job.’