I Cant Eat That Im Black Toast Intolerant
‘I can’t eat that — I’m black-toast intolerant.’
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Cool If You Go Into Google Street View You Can See Where Youre Going
‘Cool. If you go into Google Street View, you can see where you’re going.’
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Its Come To My Attention That Youve Been Using Your Work Computer To Download Violent Images Of Zebra Being Slaughtered
‘It’s come to my attention that you’ve been using your work computer to download violent images of zebra being slaughtered.’
Children You Mustnt Watch Tv After The9 Oclock Watershed Go And Look At Pornon Your Computers
‘Children! You mustn’t watch TV after the 9 o’clock watershed. Go and look at porn on your computers.’
But Whatever You Do Dont Burn The Toast
‘But whatever you do, don’t burn the toast.’
Legacy: This Town Aint Big Enough For The Both Of Us | 26 January 2017
‘This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.’
I Defy Anyone In The Public Eye To Say That They Dont Find This Sort Of Personal Criticism Hurtful
‘I defy anyone in the public eye to say that they don’t find this sort of personal criticism hurtful.’
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Ive Cut Back To Being Smug Five Days A Week
‘I’ve cut back to being smug five days a week.’
Good News You Have Permission To Live From Home This Weekend
‘Good news, you have permission to live from home this weekend.’
This Is The Famous Transfer Window
‘This is the famous transfer window.’
One Sheeps Clothing Ready To Go
‘One sheep’s clothing ready to go.’
Would You Mind If Some Students Watch While You Become Increasingly Irritated By The Waiting And Staff Shortages
‘Would you mind if some students watch while you become increasingly irritated by the waiting and staff shortages?’
Sorry What I Was Just Replying To A Tinder Message
‘Sorry, what? I was just replying to a Tinder message.’