Melting

‘No passport? Try a stable.’
‘We’ve had a basement extension.’
Rudolf the Redneck Reindeer
‘I like you, you’re different.’
‘He’d make a great Brexit negotiator.’
‘I’ve been wrapping presents all day.’
‘And have you been a good boy or girl or gender non-specific?’
‘Have you had a carrot job?’
‘I’ve no idea what it is either, but it was less than half price!’
‘Well, I think this looks perfect.’
‘Jungle balls, jungle balls...’
The Charge of the Light Brigade
‘Wise men? But we’ve had enough of experts.’
‘It won’t work — he’s still going to be President.’
‘How do we know they’re not fake tidings?’