Johnson

‘I’m checking your investment as we speak.’
‘So I said, what about Brexit at Tiffany’s, she said…’
‘We might have to consider locking people up.’
‘You can’t sell those. They might encourage smokers to eat sugar.’
‘I leave my youngsters to their own devices.’
‘You need to man up, Mr Hulk. This is the UK, we’re all angry.’
‘It says Donald Trump has gone ahead in the polls.’
‘OK, so I have big ears and big legs. What is it with your generation’s obsession with body-shaming?’
‘We’ve struck Marmite!’
‘But all my friends have special dietary requirements!’
‘For heaven’s sake, this is a mortuary.’
‘OK — see if she goes now.’
‘Are you vying for the Ukip leadership?’