Outstanding Sermon Vicar Would You Be Prepared To Take A Drug Test
‘Outstanding sermon, vicar — would you be prepared to take a drug test?’
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Hes Invented The Samsung Phone
‘He’s invented the Samsung phone.’
Its A Lack Of Personality Cult
‘It’s a lack-of-personality cult.’
Icescream
These Ukip Leadership Contests Are Getting Out Of Hand
‘These Ukip leadership contests are getting out of hand.’
I Cant Decide Which Of Them Is Unelectable
‘I can’t decide which of them is unelectable.’
A Tenner Says Were Not Affected By Gambling Ads
‘A tenner says we’re not affected by gambling ads!’
Very Dull And Uneventful School Newsletter This Year Absolutely None Of My Old Pals Have Snuffed It
‘Very dull and uneventful school newsletter this year… absolutely none of my old pals have snuffed it.’
You Can See The Real Me On Youtube
‘You can see the real me on YouTube.’
Calm Down Its Only My New 3 D Tattoo
‘Calm down – it’s only my new 3-D tattoo.’
Statistics Suggest An Eu Migrant Will Get The Job
‘Statistics suggest an EU migrant will get the job.’
Rodin
The Sausages Are Woefully Underseasoned Crying Out For A Jus
‘The sausages are woefully underseasoned – crying out for a jus.’
Bloody Migrants Goin Away Leaving Us These Jobs
‘Bloody migrants, goin’ away, leaving us these jobs…’
Fiver For Your Thoughts
‘Fiver for your thoughts?’
Youll Like Him Hes A Scream
‘You’ll like him — he’s a scream.’
Is Every Programme About Food Nowadays
‘Is every programme about food nowadays?’
Thursday
Pick A Brexit Any Brexit
‘Pick a Brexit, any Brexit…’
