His Thyroid Is Fine But Everything Else Is Underactive
‘His thyroid is fine, but everything else is underactive.’
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Thursday
He Does Like A Tidy Garden
‘He does like a tidy garden.’
In My Day They Were Called Orgies
‘In my day they were called “orgies”.’
Programme
Social Media Has Opened Up Some Exciting Opportunities To Correct Peoples Grammar
‘Social media has opened up some exciting opportunities to correct people’s grammar.’
Car 3
Typical Bloody Deutsche Bankers Reserving The Best Spots
‘Typical! Bloody Deutsche Bankers reserving the best spots!’
Bar Snacks
Theyve Certainly Changed Since They Inherited The Earth
‘They’ve certainly changed since they inherited the earth.’
Submit Zero Tax If You Must But Id Scrub So That Makes Me Smart
‘Submit “Zero tax” if you must, but I’d scrub “So that makes me smart”.
Its Next Doors Bloody Drone Again
‘It’s next door’s bloody drone again.’
Thursday
Bayeux
Barbarians
The Prisoner Is Complaining That The Prison Uniform Makes Him Look Fat
‘The prisoner is complaining that the prison uniform makes him look fat.’
I Dont Know Much About Arse But I Know What I Like
‘I don’t know much about arse but I know what I like.’
I Must Stop Checking My Messages In The Middle Of The Night
‘I must stop checking my messages in the middle of the night.’
Before I Talk To Him Check Him For Migrants
‘Before I talk to him, check him for migrants.’
Ill Take It
‘I’ll take it!’
Cant You See Im Running A Start Up From This Table
‘Can’t you see I’m running a start-up from this table?’