What Do You Mean Were Typical Middle Aged Men In Lycra
‘What do you mean, we’re “typical middle-aged men in lycra”?’
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Thursday
I Thought You Put Him In Here
‘I thought you put him in here!’
Thursday
I Cant Afford A Tip But Youre Welcome To Any Of The Leftovers
‘I can’t afford a tip, but you’re welcome to any of the leftovers.’
I Got Top Marx
‘I got top Marx.’
How Many Times Have I Told You Blondes In The Grey Basket Gingers In The Brown
‘How many times have I told you? Blondes in the grey basket, gingers in the brown!’
Heard Any Good Hate Crimes Lately
‘Heard any good hate crimes lately?’
Least Said Texted Emailed Tweeted Facebooked Blogged Instagrammed Soonest Mended
‘Least said — texted, emailed, tweeted, Facebooked, blogged, Instagrammed — soonest mended.’
Which One Said That Neil Or Stephen
‘Which one said that — Neil or Stephen?’
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My Dad Only Agreed To Let Us Go On This Date If He Could Follow Us With A Drone
‘My dad only agreed to let us go on this date if he could follow us with a drone.’
Im Switching Banks
‘I’m switching banks.’
I Like The Flexibility That A Secure Job And A Decent Salary Give Me
‘I like the flexibility that a secure job and a decent salary give me.’
We Will Kill All Infidels Except For David Cameron
‘We will kill all infidels except for David Cameron.’
Thursday
Unthinkable
Unthinkable
It Must Be Terrible For David Cameron To Be Written Off As A Failure
‘It must be terrible for David Cameron to be written off as a failure.’
The Award For Best Bare Chest In A Drama Goes To
‘The award for best bare chest in a drama goes to…’
It Was Worrying About Statins That Caused His Heart Attack
‘It was worrying about statins that caused his heart attack.’
Not Now Dear Im Colouring In My Tax Return
‘Not now, Dear, I’m colouring in my tax return.
