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Thursday
Im Not Putting You Down Belittling You Or Destroying Your Self Esteem Im Simply Saying Youre Wrong
‘I’m not putting you down, belittling you or destroying your self- esteem. I’m simply saying you’re wrong!’
Thursday
Apart From Your Fitbit You Dont Have Any Fit Bits
‘Apart from your Fitbit, you don’t have any fit bits.’
Youll Be Joining A Very Talented And Creative Team
‘You’ll be joining a very talented and creative team.’
Look Joaquin The Great British Bake Off
‘Look, Joaquin! The great British bake-off!’
Its A Clock They Gave It To Me When I Retired
‘It’s a clock. They gave it to me when I retired.’
My Husband Is A People Watcherbut Specific People I Find
‘My husband is a people-watcher, but specific people, I find.’
Anti Ageing Cream With Your Coffee Ladies
‘Anti-ageing cream with your coffee, Ladies?’
I Cant Believe My Front Page Poldark Story Was Replaced With A Bake Off Story
‘I can’t believe my front-page Poldark story was replaced with a Bake Off story!’
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And Just Before The Dawn Chorus You Can Sometimes Hear Chief Executives Waking Working Out And Chatting With Their Trainers
‘And just before the dawn chorus you can sometimes hear chief executives waking, working out and chatting with their trainers.’
Oh Pretty Quiet Here And You
‘Oh, pretty quiet here. And you?’
Thursday
Hes Practising Mindfulness Or As It Used To Be Called Taking A Nap
‘He’s practising mindfulness or, as it used to be called, taking a nap.’
Newspaper Picture Editors Get The Exam Result Photos They Wanted
Newspaper picture editors get the exam-result photos they wanted
And For Your Information I Dont Spend My Days Just Swanning Around
‘And for your information I don’t spend my days “just swanning around”.’
Looks Like A Terrorist Plot Sir
‘Looks like a terrorist plot, sir.’
If The Wife Rings You Havent Seen Me Right
‘If the wife rings, you haven’t seen me – right?’
The Other Robots Dont Like You
‘The other robots don’t like you.’